“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute . That’s relativity.”

 - Albert Einstein

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So I’m sitting here watching Horrible Bosses and I decide to read the description just for the hell of it and it says this “blisteringly funny black comedy” BLACK COMEDY 

BLACK

COMEDY

The only black person in this film is Jamie Foxx. Whoever wrote this description went full retard.

“Any dog under 50 lbs is a cat and cats are pointless.” - Ron Swanson

Wise words from a decent man.

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What’s God’s last name? Is it God Christ? That’s the only thing that would make sense, but then again…

Let’s play scramble!!! Username: muzbdahair

How did the world get so out of wack? Like who the fuck said “hey we’re going to cut down this tree turn it into green paper and write numbers on it” Yeah I understand there were coins and shit too. The world is a fucked up place, real talk.

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